Silly Turkey Jokes!

I don’t actually believe in having a “kid’s table” at Thanksgiving dinner. Everyone is an equal part of the family and being part of the larger gathering is part of how your child learns to behave in more formal settings. But I do believe you should consider your children when you set the table. Cutting leaves from beautiful fall colored papers and writing jokes on them for children to read is fun for them and keeps everyone laughing! Here are some super silly (borderline bad) jokes about turkeys and pilgrims and some cute ideas for kids at Thanksgiving – Enjoy!

What key won’t open any door?

A turkey!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

Foul weather!

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?

The drumstick!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?

Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?

Because their belt buckles are on their hats

What kind of music do the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes – a building can’t jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

Wing! Wing!

Why don’t you let a turkey get near corn?

Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.

In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?


Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indian?

It had an arrow escape.

 What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

“Quack! Quack! Quack!”

Make your own Thanksgiving Crackers (like Christmas Crackers) with toilet paper rolls and colorful fall themed paper, or let your child decorate them. Put a joke in each one and a little prize or treat!

 You can find more jokes at: The Holiday Spot  

Jokes 4 Us

Hello Kids  

 Enchanted learning

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